- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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