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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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