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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money