Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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