Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

I asked her where you were.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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