Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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