What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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