- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Knock, Knock Come in

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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