- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Poop.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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