If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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