A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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