What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Your mam is so fat.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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salad days!

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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