- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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