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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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