Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Anti Joke

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