- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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