- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Sex

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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