How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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