I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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