Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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