Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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