Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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