- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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