- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A midget walked under a bar.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

knock knock come in

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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