Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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