- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Y u do dis?

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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