What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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tim has no humor

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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