A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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