Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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YOU

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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