- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

penis

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??