- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Robin, get in the car, please.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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