What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Feminism

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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world society

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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