- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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