- Anti Joke

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What is the difference?