Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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