A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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here's a joke... the american education society

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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