- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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