- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Who invented apple? God

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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