- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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