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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A blind man walks into a library.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What did the old man say? Im old

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.