- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Feminism.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

A bar walks into a man

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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