- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Have you ever heard of a goose?

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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