What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Andoni was here

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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