What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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batman has diarrhea

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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