- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

A black man has a job.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Knock Knock. Doors open

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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