- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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