A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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