- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

I C U P White stuff

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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