- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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