Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

#Hanging Degus

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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