Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

No soap radio

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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