- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

So a baby seal walks into a club.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

who is not good looking? mon morello

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

what are three short words? i a am

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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