Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Obama

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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