What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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