What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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nothing

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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