- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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