- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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