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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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A man was shot. He died.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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