how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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