- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

Pianos.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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