- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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