- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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