the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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