a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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