- Anti Joke

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline