- Anti Joke

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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so how about that irline food

I drive a 'rarri

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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