- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Dyslexics are teople poo

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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