What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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