why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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