What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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alert('The Game')

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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