women's rights

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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andrew wagner

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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