What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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women's rights

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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andrew wagner

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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