What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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one of the idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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