- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

one stop shop

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Racial Equality

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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