- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

im not food

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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