Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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