Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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