- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

A guy at a baseball game....

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

read me write me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Then none of us want to be right.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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