- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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