- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

once upon a time, it snowed

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

i saw amango it splootered

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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