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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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