What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

YEAH THEY DO!

The holocaust

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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