Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Fine, ladies first.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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