- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

My Butthole.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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