How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Gay republicans

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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