What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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