- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Knock Knock Come in

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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