Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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