- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

George W. Bush

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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