- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Granny porn!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

it was all Tagart

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Sloths

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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