your face

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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hi dave

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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