Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Diarrhea

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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