so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Knock Knock Come in

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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