- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

The Colts this year.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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