- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

the midget went to the midget store

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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