- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you call a black man? A person

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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