- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Fat? Jesse Z

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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