- Anti Joke

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.