- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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