A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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mexicans fishing

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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