- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Women's rights

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

i killed my family

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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