Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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fridge

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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