- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

The Colts this year.

Wolfjob.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Detroit has a low crime rate

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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